MAFIA AGAIN?

them: "Let's play Mafia!"

me: "Mafia AGAIN?!"

them: "Ya, we like Mafia."

me: "Don't you know any other games?"

them: silence...

finally: "Let's play Stealth!"

me: "How do you play?"

them: "Everybody scatters and tries to make their way back to the campfire without being tagged."

me: "In the dark?"

them: "YA! It's really fun."

me: "no flashlights?"

them: "YA! You gotta get back and tag base without getting caught."

me: "What's base?"

them: "The campfire."

me: "You scatter around the campsite in the dark, run around tagging each other in the dark, and then you have to "TAG" the campfire?"

them: "Ya, well I guess we can't REALLY tag the campfire."

me: "Hhmmm. And I have to get up?"

them: "Well, you could be IT."

me: "Do I have to get up?"

them: silence...

them: "Let's just play MAFIA!"