"Can somebody handle this situation? I'm not feeling very empathetic."
"I've been practicing my "gettin' over it" attitude!"
"All wood goes to the fire."
"Ya sure...and all dogs go to heaven."
"Ben's sparking again!"
"Could somebody help me? I'm having projectile diarrhea."
"Does this earn a bubble?"
"Make BIG FIYAAAHHR!!"
"Look! It's a flaming seesaw."
"It's the best seesaw ever."
"Oh that's so pretty!
"I specialize in pretty."
"For the first time in forever, my butt cheeks ate a bug!"
" That really happened to me."
"I can't believe it! Zach ate my spear!! I feel so privileged!"
"I hope that bagpipe player chokes. It's just a thought."
"It's ok if he puts his foot on the log while he chops... as long as he doesn't chop off his toes."
"No blood allowed. Too much paperwork involved."
"I need comfort food!"
"So WHERE is Conner?"
"I use this knife for food, cuz it's nice and sterile-ish."
"I'm not lazy. It's called, "proper allocation of resources under my command.""
"I'm the smart slob. He's the not as smart organized one."
"Zach, would you like a piece?"
" YES! What is it?"
"Yup, that's me, No Fun Don. I know him well. I've known him my whole life."
"You must have a lot in common with him."
While taking candy bar orders... "Change mine to calcium gummies!"
"Thomas is very organized. First he threw up the hot dogs, then he threw up the carrots. In that order."
"Lemme Gumby with a broom first."
"We need to string someone's underwear up on the flag pole."
"I'm just glad they all brought underwear."
"Did they?"
"I'm not going there."
"Mrs Redmond, STOP! You're spreading too much happiness!"
