"Mrs Red gets to carry a purse cuz she's a girl."
"It's not a purse, it's a fanny pack."
"It's called a satchel."
"Whatever it's called, you can have one too if you want one.
" I'd rather have a clutch."
"Aww, this shady spot is no good. It has holes in it."
"Dang! Half my burger just fell on the ground!!"
"I'll eat it!"
"I'm tired of waiting! Can I just suck on a frozen chicken?"
"Wanna see your money disappear?"
"Don't bother him right now, he's in a Cookie Coma."
"Hey! Look at those 2 squirrels running up the tree!"
"They're going to kill each other!"
"Aaah! Look away! They're playing leapfrog!"
"A squirrel took my chapstick!"
"Ya, the squirrel with the big puffy lips."
"Wow, this mosquito bite really itches."
"What mosquito?"
"The one I killed. George Winston III. There won't be a GW IV"
"We can take out your country with a single hit. Like flicking a bugger against the wall!"
"It's 98 percent fat free. So if you take out two pieces, the rest is fat free!"
"I should have been a mom. I love nagging."
"I am cereal, just poor me some milk."
"When all else fails, break out the bubble wand."
